Jesus slept

Folks call police on statue of Jesus [1]. Take that Sleeping Jesus! [1] http://www.npr.org/2014/04/13/302019921/statue-of-a-homeless-jesus-startles-a-wealthy-community

Bleeding heart

On the list of things that are making my life interesting at the moment and moving toward the top with alarming speed: The Heartbleed Bug [1]. Nothing like a gaping hole in the middle of one of the fundamental building blocks of the Internet. [1] http://heartbleed.com/

CA$1 Short

The Canucks fire Gillis. Oh happy god damn day. Finally. If only we could rewind the last year or so of decisions this jackwagon has made. Only had to piss away two All-Star caliber goalies, lock up some aging veterans to illogical contracts, replace a stuffed shirt coach with a goon, and turn the farm…