A: Two in front and two in back

Q: What game do four elephants in a Mini play?

A: Squash

Q: How do you get an elephant into the fridge?

A: Open the door, insert the elephant, close the door

Q: How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?

A: Open the door, take out the elephant, insert the giraffe, close the door

Q: The lion decided to have a party. All of the other animals showed up except for one. Which animal did not show up?

A: The giraffe because he was stuck in the fridge

Q: How do you know if there are two elephants in the fridge?

A: The door won’t close

Q: How do you know if there are three elephants in the fridge?

A: There will be one elephant waiting in the Mini

I freakin’ love elephant jokes!

This is a horrible place to find one’s self. There are many times this happens in my life.

Louis vs. Rick. The ostensible results of a Rick teaching his cat how to IM. Presented in reverse chronological order.

For your reading pleasure, here’s the same content only in chronological order:

• Episode 1: The Ping
• Episode 2: Buddies
• Episode 3: Of Spoons and Spiders
• Episode 4: Oh Look, Oregano
• Episode 5: Little Rick
• Episode 6: Chag Sameach, Louis. Chag.
• Episode 7: Sweater and Forget Her
• Episode 8: Grace

Finally, an issue that I am passionate about. I have looked for information of this caliber for the last several hours. Your site is greatly appreciated.

Glad I could procure something for him/her to finally be passionate about.

Of course, you can replace “visit Grandma” with just about anything and it would be equally true.

Hello, Carter XXXXXX!

Team Prius Has Sent You A Way To
Go!

Here’s What They Had To Say About
You!

Carter Always Goes The Extra
Mile To Be A Seminal Force For Motivation Among His Team
Members. He Has Single-handedly Increased The Productivity Of His Team By
Employing Innovative Techniques For Inspiring And Empowering His Fellow
Employess. Here’s A Typical Testimony From A Member Of Carter’s
Team: "I was terrified that I would have to face Carter with this not in
tomorrow’s build… He beats us"  Thanks, Carter, For Going The Extra
Distance!

Team Prius

—–Original Message—–
From: XXXXXXX, Mike
Sent: Monday, March 02, 2009 8:45 PM
To: XXXXXX, Kevin; List-Team Prius
Cc: XXXXXX, Carter
Subject: RE: Migration Build Issue

Yeah. Its weird cause I forced the build twice which usually would
resolve the issue.  I was terrified that I would have to face Carter with
this not in tomorrow’s build, and I had to roll back my change.  He beats
us :(

Thanks.

Mike
________________________________________
From: XXXXXX, Kevin
Sent: Monday, March 02, 2009 8:26 PM
To: XXXXXXX, Mike; List-Team Prius
Subject: RE: Migration Build Issue

Mike,
I see that the continuous migration build was fixed.  This problem was
resolved?

Thanks,
Kevin
________________________________________
From: XXXXXXX, Mike
Sent: Monday, March 02, 2009 6:11 PM
To: List-Team Prius
Subject: Migration Build Issue

Can you guys take a look at the XXX migration build, its complaining because
the XX_facility table is being added before the XX_facility_type
table.   I have added both of these tables to the
XXX_development_2_7_2_0_0 and XXX_development_2_7_2_0_0_stage databases where
it should be pulling the dependency (table order) data from.

Mike

As seen on Metafilter

I’m not so certain they deserve nice things though.

From the bin of forwarded emails that are actually fun to receive.