Beatniks roster has 1 player that has played at SS this year. And he’s played exactly 1 game there. #precarious #fantasybaseballproblems

So, again, why did @VanCanucks fire Vigneault but keep Gillis? Bad situation followed by a bad trade followed by a not great draft pick.

How Phish sounds to non-fans of Phish: youtube.com/watch?v=aNHIFM…

Sometimes as I’m copying a 5.5GB directory on my local workstation I’m amazed that (1) I can & (2) I’m frustrated by how long it is taking

It could get hotter here, but I think they’d have to turn on the furnace to make it so. #schwettyballs

Time travel via #Python? Check out the future: code.activestate.com/recipes/84317-…

Really wish @craigslist would stop changing their search results page HTML. Makes scraping their site a real #pita.

Party fundraising emails appropriating SCOTUS decisions necessary because of your party’s legislative weaknesses are full of fail.

If I had better p-shop skills I’d mash up a dole line heading into a woman in gyno stirrups. Because that’s where the jobs are it seems.

Help! Help! My marriage is probably getting gay attacked right now!