Notice: Tilda Swinton is officially on my list.

[redacted] #frustrated

No matter how you fancy it up “Works on my machine” doesn’t carry much water when it comes to building your broken code in a repeatable way

Windows XP: continuously installed on my professional workstation–even if only virtually–for nearly twelve years running.

The iPhone klaxon ringtone is the same meter as the opening of Purple Haze which I sing to myself every time my cube neighbor’s phone rings

Watching the retrofit of an ad hoc decision is always chuckleworthy.

What has two thumbs and wins at Farkle? This guy!

New collective nouns: (1) A lolita of pedos. (2) A darling of grandmas. #overheard