Sox announcers on WGN? Doing the Sox-Cubs game? #endtimes

Woke up to loud noises and a wet face. Of course sine I fell asleep on the porch swing, I just went inside. Have fun, campers. #memorialday

That lady licks her fingers with the intensity I’ve heard Rueben maintains his nether region.

Sucks to work that hard to make a yard look this bad.

Much like New Labour, Kyle Kendrick cannot throw a proper strike.

Company-wide 2:00pm release today. So no surprise 1:59 someone lodges a request to break code freeze. #asshat

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Seconded: richbentel.blogspot.com/2013/04/pat-hu…

Where I work I hear the word “demo” a lot. Every time I do, I sing this song in my head. spoti.fi/16T4Kg9 #NowPlaying

Spent 27min trapped in a drive thru because line wasn’t moving & I couldn’t get people behind me to back up. Looking at you BK@177th&Center