Windows XP: continuously installed on my professional workstation–even if only virtually–for nearly twelve years running.

The iPhone klaxon ringtone is the same meter as the opening of Purple Haze which I sing to myself every time my cube neighbor’s phone rings

Watching the retrofit of an ad hoc decision is always chuckleworthy.

What has two thumbs and wins at Farkle? This guy!

New collective nouns: (1) A lolita of pedos. (2) A darling of grandmas. #overheard

When copy and xcopy fail, there’s always robocopy. Why fix or update when you can create something new, @Microsoft? #smh

If I can’t have snow, rain will have to do.

Was working out the rules for a team-based hockey drinking game in the shower this morning. It’s where I do all my best thinking.

java classpaths: the timesuckiest of timesucks.