The golden sombrero is probably my favorite baseball-ism.

Forgot how much I like these guys. Late night community radio awesomeness! ♫ Emperor Penguin spoti.fi/17gkAm2 #NowPlaying

Well that was a fun day….

Ooof. This one is going to get ugly. Perhaps *now* we’ll get a QA resource.

Best customer service opening: Good morning. How can I alleviate the pain you are experiencing? #overheard #cubeland

I think spammers purposely use improper grammar so people like me will spend extra cycles thinking about their mistakes & thus their email

Someone just told me about the Fight Club theory of Ferris Bueller’s Day Off–FBDO is Cameron’s depression fugue/daydream. Mind==blown!

Got more game than Parker Brothers and I’m smooth like butter.

The Beatniks feel like the Canucks after game 5 against Boston in 2011. Ahead, but not anywhere near confident. #firstplace #fantasybaseball

Juxtaposition is the spice of life.