Watching the retrofit of an ad hoc decision is always chuckleworthy.

What has two thumbs and wins at Farkle? This guy!

New collective nouns: (1) A lolita of pedos. (2) A darling of grandmas. #overheard

When copy and xcopy fail, there’s always robocopy. Why fix or update when you can create something new, @Microsoft? #smh

If I can’t have snow, rain will have to do.

Was working out the rules for a team-based hockey drinking game in the shower this morning. It’s where I do all my best thinking.

java classpaths: the timesuckiest of timesucks.

Not going crazy after all. Facebook “new” and Lync “new” alerts both use the same sound. Couldn’t figure out where my work IMs were going

Write an email rule to avoid $VENDOR spam? Teammate helpfully forwards the email with alterations that defeat the email rule.