Can you hear? The time for beer is near. This much is clear. I’m outta here.

Every time my guy makes it 6 innings w/ 3 runs or less, I want him yanked. I don’t care how well he’s doing. (yes, we count QS, not W).

Between the #warclub revival, the #sharktank bullpen, and the fun they’re having on Twitter, I think I can get behind this year’s Pirates.

Yes…More Gals Panic: Before there were #ChuckNorris jokes, there existed Chuck Norris Action Jeans. spoti.fi/111Z5Mm #NowPlaying

Years of digging for this in used record bins nullified by technology. Still happy to have this now! spoti.fi/12gXmoN #NowPlaying

A little Urban Dance Squad never hurt the push to Friday COB.

Oh, Cardinals radio announcer, is there no cliche you can’t mangle? #throwHimOutStrikeHimOutDoublePlay

Walking back to work after lunch and there wasn’t anything I wanted so much as a beer and the rest of the day off today. #summertime

Getting my lanid moved to a new domain= early and extended lunch. #yayme

Hey, SAXParser, would it kill you to ignore efbbbf at the head of a file? I don’t like it either, but Microsoft thinks it’s a great idea.