A modern haiku
Automatic flush Porcelain technology It works when I stand
O’Slution
My favorite typo of the day so far: oslution. Like something you’d find in poetry written by a frustrated chemist… O, Slut ion Whence will you bond? My feelings remain positive Your affect remains negative Still alone, we drift in solution
The best limerick of all
The limerick is furtive and mean; You must keep her in close quarantine, Or she sneaks to the slums And promptly becomes Disorderly, drunk, and obscene. — Morris Bishop