Slog
Caffeine intake so far: one of those Monster coffee-like energy drinks and two cups of coffee. Still dragging ass. It’s going to take a skilled pilot to bring this one home safely.
I nominate Courtney Cox
Dumping ice water on your head is good and all but when my Facebook feed is >40% ice water challenge videos I’m going to say this feels a little played out. Let me know when the meme morphs into the bukkake challenge for HIV research.
Scraping by
My ass has been handed to me. Spent the day scraping the porch floor so we can get it painted. Various fingers and hands are stiff and swollen. Tomorrow should be a fun day at work. Only 66% of the porch to go.
No rest for the wicked
The thought I was thinking sometime after 03:00 this morning but was too zoned to put together the skills required to post this online: I would be able to sleep if I could just clear this ticklish lump from my throat. Judging by the difficulty of this task and the general location of the ticklishness…
Alert
Do not approach, suspect is possibly dangerous. Upon sighting, notify authorities. Current mood:
Disassociation
So tired I can’t even be arsed. Lebowski because any time you can Lebowski, it is a good time to Lebowski.