p>And now you are saying to yourself, “That damned Fezboy, when will he ever come back with more witticisms?” Well, your, or is that my, time has come. Even now, as we asynchronously interact, Fezboy is mired in another of what appears to be a long series of grad classes that are geared towards the K-12 crowd. We have spent no less than 90 minutes discussing how to ftp using GUI software. Yikes! You mean if I manage to stumble into a connection, I can just drag and drop files? And they’re mine forever? For free? Wow, the wonders of the internet will never cease to amaze Fezboy.

I suppose that Fezboy does owe you an explanation for the spotty updates so soon into this project. Well, there is no excuse. Fezboy is a busy beaver (yikes!) and the plethora of unfinished tasks has begun to stack up to height that even Fezboy cannot see over. All is well and good though. Instead of buckling down to get ahead, Fezboy will journey back to the land of his birth. Familial obligations require that I, Fezboy, be present for the ceremoneous planting of a relative. We are raised from the earth and so must return. blah blah blah. . .

However, updates may occur whilst I am banished to the frozen American Floodplain. Otherwise, you are dismissed until next Monday. I will be taking attendance.