Metafilter sock puppets

If I had an unlimited number of $5 bills for purposes of creating sock puppet accounts on Metafilter, here are some that I would buy:

  1. Lurking Wedgie
  2. Shit Threader
  3. SuckPoppet
  4. Eponymous Police

Ooo’er. I already have the last two. More to come, I’m sure…