Sixty percent of the time it works every time

So the store lacked the antiperspirant I normally deploy. In fact it lacked nearly all aerosol antiperspirants so I bought the one they did have. Brut. By Faberge.

I smell like my dad. This has been weirding me out all day.

6 thoughts on “Sixty percent of the time it works every time

  1. Someone [Elizabeth] has expressly forbidden all things Old Spice from the entire Omaha Metro Area. I wouldn’t have thought she had that kind of pull, but apparently the collective mayors and city councils were enthralled by her lobbying efforts.

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