From the list of things to do when I win the lottery:

#59 Pimp an office chair with hydraulics, chrome-reverse caster wheels, and Rat Fink era eight-ball shifter + lever for controlling seat height. Factory options

• Sound system preloaded with Santana’s Low Rider
• Composting toilet seat
• Neon “batin!” sign

Cross posted under reasons I should never win the lottery, #59.