Well, is it?

At $EMPLOYER, the 2T men’s restroom’s left-most sink has been broken. It’s been this way for at least half a year. It’s been broken so long no one remembers when last they washed their hands in that sink. It’s been broken so long someone looked up the faucet on amazon and printed out the page.…

Extremes

What happens when you subtract all the extraneous jibberish from television shows: Family Feud takes three minutes [1] Dr. Phil becomes entertaining [2] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD8tCm3nol8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F0Mer4kDDY

An Intro to V–

Here’s a bit o’ geek humor, guaranteed to counter the cooling effects of the December air on your cockles: http://stilldrinking.org/the-fizzbuzz-from-outer-space-explained

Canadian Legal

Not all legal opinions are dry and boring. For example this opinion [1] issued in re a neighborhood civil case gone wild. Sure, it’s still pretty dry, but for a legal document this is frickin’ nuts. [1] http://www.canlii.org/en/on/onsc/doc/2014/2014onsc3061/2014onsc3061.html

Metajoke

So I’ve installed the Cloud to Butt plugin [1] for Mozilla (Chrome extension here [2]). I’ve probably mentioned it before. If not, it simply replaces instances of ‘the cloud’ with ‘my butt’ on any web page that gets loaded. Today I looked at the plugin page because I was mentioning it to someone else. Even…

My new résumé

Absolutely loved this response [1] to an odd request from a potential employer. Very much be sure to watch the linked video [2] for maximum enjoyments. [1] http://acoupleofn3rds.tumblr.com/post/74009948746/how-i-made-a-video-resume-and-didnt-get-hired-for-a [2] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUQ4ei5NsQA

Balls

This kid has them. Throws out opposing team’s player from ceremonial puck drop: http://player.theplatform.com/p/9KPFDC/TMRr3YD6Euak/embed/select/p_qmQjvajanq?params=zone%3Dcsnvideo&autoPlay=true