Ran across this on the HomeBrewTalk forums. Absolutely love this. Some guy is brewing beer with an Ovaltine base. The video is pretty cute even if the audio suffers from clipping here and there.
For Elizabeth
January 6th, 2012
Q: How do you get four elephants into a Mini?
A: Two in front and two in back
Q: What game do four elephants in a Mini play?
A: Squash
Q: How do you get an elephant into the fridge?
A: Open the door, insert the elephant, close the door
Q: How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?
A: Open the door, take out the elephant, insert the giraffe, close the door
Q: The lion decided to have a party. All of the other animals showed up except for one. Which animal did not show up?
A: The giraffe because he was stuck in the fridge
Q: How do you know if there are two elephants in the fridge?
A: The door won’t close
Q: How do you know if there are three elephants in the fridge?
A: There will be one elephant waiting in the Mini
I freakin’ love elephant jokes!
I’ve been here
November 18th, 2011
This is a horrible place to find one’s self. There are many times this happens in my life.
I’m becoming that guy
November 3rd, 2011
So…I’m posting cat humor now. In my defense, it seems kind of funny to me.
Louis vs. Rick. The ostensible results of a Rick teaching his cat how to IM. Presented in reverse chronological order.
For your reading pleasure, here’s the same content only in chronological order:
Finally!
January 19th, 2011
A comment spammer left this comment on an earlier blog post
Finally, an issue that I am passionate about. I have looked for information of this caliber for the last several hours. Your site is greatly appreciated.
Glad I could procure something for him/her to finally be passionate about.
Huffenmäut’s Inner Child
April 10th, 2009
Of course, you can replace “visit Grandma” with just about anything and it would be equally true.
Subverting the paradigm
March 3rd, 2009
It’s one of those top-posted email chains. Probably best read from the bottom up. Oh, and HTML formatting by MS Outlook so there goes my validation… OTOH, I’m too lazy to clean it up so I get what’s coming to me I guess. Anyway, without further ado:
From: XXXXXX, AnthonySent: Tuesday, March 03, 2009 8:03 AM
To: XXXXXX, Carter
Cc: XXXXXXX, Mike; XXXXXX, Kevin; XXXXXX, Nick; XXXXXXX, Greg;
XXXXXXXX, Jeremy; XXXXXXXX, Mark; XXXXXX, Anthony
Subject: RE: Migration Build Issue
Hello, Carter XXXXXX!
Team Prius Has Sent You A Way To
Go!
Here’s What They Had To Say About
You!
Carter Always Goes The Extra
Mile To Be A Seminal Force For Motivation Among His Team
Members. He Has Single-handedly Increased The Productivity Of His Team By
Employing Innovative Techniques For Inspiring And Empowering His Fellow
Employess. Here’s A Typical Testimony From A Member Of Carter’s
Team: "I was terrified that I would have to face Carter with this not in
tomorrow’s build… He beats us" Thanks, Carter, For Going The Extra
Distance!
Team Prius
—–Original Message—–
From: XXXXXXX, Mike
Sent: Monday, March 02, 2009 8:45 PM
To: XXXXXX, Kevin; List-Team Prius
Cc: XXXXXX, Carter
Subject: RE: Migration Build Issue
Yeah. Its weird cause I forced the build twice which usually would
resolve the issue. I was terrified that I would have to face Carter with
this not in tomorrow’s build, and I had to roll back my change. He beats
us :(
Thanks.
Mike
________________________________________
From: XXXXXX, Kevin
Sent: Monday, March 02, 2009 8:26 PM
To: XXXXXXX, Mike; List-Team Prius
Subject: RE: Migration Build Issue
Mike,
I see that the continuous migration build was fixed. This problem was
resolved?
Thanks,
Kevin
________________________________________
From: XXXXXXX, Mike
Sent: Monday, March 02, 2009 6:11 PM
To: List-Team Prius
Subject: Migration Build Issue
Can you guys take a look at the XXX migration build, its complaining because
the XX_facility table is being added before the XX_facility_type
table. I have added both of these tables to the
XXX_development_2_7_2_0_0 and XXX_development_2_7_2_0_0_stage databases where
it should be pulling the dependency (table order) data from.
Mike
Don’t stop ’til you get enough
November 12th, 2008
Because sometimes all you really want is to watch the squirrels dance to Michael Jackson…
As seen on Metafilter
Dog Sitter
November 10th, 2008
Otis and Morton have petitioned me to construct the following:
I’m not so certain they deserve nice things though.
From the bin of forwarded emails that are actually fun to receive.
