The Same River.

Reviews: Movie Theaters

Staid, boring Bellevue may not be so staid and boring after all. Elz ran across an entertaining review of the local theater while looking for show times for the film we’re interested in seeing…

Twin Creek Cinema – Bellevue, NE 68123 – Reviews: Movie Theaters

Taken from this page.

Jack Rebney FTW

Jack Rebney has a bad day.

Busted II

Another day, another “incident.” Ever wonder what Otis and Morton do when left alone for the afternoon? Wait no more:

The trash can, fully exploited

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The living room, after a light dusting of trash.


Doing hard time in the Kenneltentiary.

Toast and Salt, doing hard time in the kennel-tentiary.

I Like to Rock. I Am an Island.

WFMUs Beware of the Blog: David Lee Roth Vocals and NWA in high school

Friggin’ beautiful.

The FAIL Blog

The FAIL Blog is epic.

Bargain Bin STDs

10:15 Elz: maybe she got herpes
10:15 Me: lol
10:16 Me: ’tis better to give than to receive.
10:16 Elz: yewwwwwwwwwwwww
10:16 Elz: I want none of that!
10:16 Elz: Mister!!!!!
10:16 Me: It’s the thought that counts.
10:16 Elz: yeah…well….you can’t take it back
10:17 Me: It’s like getting something someone bought on clearance?
10:17 Me: Herpes == the clearance rack of sex
10:17 Elz: lol

Texas Shafts Strippers

The Economist tries to shed it staid reputation with a story on the Texas “Pole” tax. Linked here because there are a plethora of funny headlines I could of used to title this entry…

Ultimately I decided it best to err on the side of tact.

The Bureau of Communication

I just really like this for some reason:
The Bureau of Communication

I’m sure they’re harvesting email but it’s almost totally worth it.

Bad Day

I know it’s probably landed in you inbox once or twice already but Elz forwarded this one to me today. Particularly prescient given what’s been going on at work since I walked in the door this morning. Sometimes a plugin upgrade isn’t really a great idea. Then again, you never know until you test it out.

Flippin’ Atlassian. If their stuff wasn’t so good otherwise I’d probably be pissed right now.

The Spending Power of Genitalia

Nice…

Gross: Walmart “Junior” Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards