The Same River.

The Spending Power of Genitalia

Nice…

Gross: Walmart “Junior” Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

WFMU Flexi Downloads

Here comes Mr. Bill’s dog

I’ve searched high and low for this flexi disc. The intarwebs have answered my prayers again.

Intimidating Spam

Subject: FUCK YOU
From: “HEY YOU PIDAR!!” <order@carderproduct.com>
Date: Fri, 16 Nov 2007 09:55:23 -0400
To: me@mydomain.com

HI SHITTER

IF YOU WANNA BUY SOMETHING —>

GO TO http://www.carderproduct.com

FUCK YOU, SHIT!!!!

EVEN DONT THINK TO ABUSE FOR SMPAM!!!

If that doesn’t get me buying something, nothing will…

Lemon Curry? No, It’s the Larch.

Is YouTube bad? Is it good? Would it exist if it strictly relied on user-generated content? Who cares?

Not me when you can find someone has compiled links to 150 Monty Python Sketches hosted on YouTube. Then again, you’ll have to act fast as many of the sketches have already been pulled.

Which, ultimately, is sad. It’s not like the grainy as all heck postage stamp sized video has any real worth besides keeping the sketch in memory where someone is more likely to drop the $X.xx it would require to purchase a damned DVD box set.

New and Improved Stereotypes

New and Improved Stereotypes is funnier than one might assume. I imagine it is due to the illustrations.

Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory

 Penny Arcade! – Green Blackboards (And Other Anomalies)

Now I don’t have to go scrambling around the damn intartubes the next time I want to show someone this comic.  Proof positive that my Zen management strategy also works for information discovery.

Zen Master Greg

Sometimes I mourn the waxing of Usenet. So much of it has been overtaken by web-enabled GUI slickness. There is a whole generation (at least) that hasn’t experienced the joy of text-based cynicism. Before the web there was only usenet. And it rocked, cf Zen Master Greg.