Went looking for mustache wax here in the West of O over lunch and came up 0 for 3. Guessing no one west of 72nd Street has a stylish mustache? Did Council Bluffs intercept the mustache wax supply truck as it was heading west? Do the denizens of West O have some secret mustache wax substitute they keep all to themselves?

I hardly ever have this problem in the Tuck. Just sayin’. Not sure what I’m saying, but I’m definitely saying it.