Bargain Bin STDs

10:15 Elz: maybe she got herpes
10:15 Me: lol
10:16 Me: ’tis better to give than to receive.
10:16 Elz: yewwwwwwwwwwwww
10:16 Elz: I want none of that!
10:16 Elz: Mister!!!!!
10:16 Me: It’s the thought that counts.
10:16 Elz: yeah…well….you can’t take it back
10:17 Me: It’s like getting something someone bought on clearance?
10:17 Me: Herpes == the clearance rack of sex
10:17 Elz: lol