I don’t think I’ve expressed much love for MLB since 1994. I enjoy the game of baseball. I like some of the teams and players. I just absolutely hate the governing body of professional baseball.
A lot.
Another exhibit in the bottomless stack of reasons why I hate MLB is this bit of spam I receive at least once a week detailing ostensibly single fans of baseball in my geographical proximity. It is just plain wrong on so many levels and it shits me to no end. Yet every week there’s this:
MLB is going to hook me up!
Hmmmm…do yo have this secret life out there on the world wide web?
Major League Baseball seems to think so. Perhaps they’ve confused me with a previous spouse of yours?
HAHAHAHA…maybe, just maybe!
I wish I could get that…I just get J-Date and Christian Mingle…
sigh.
Sorry, Ian…
I don’t know. Seems more befitting for the Right Reverend Litster to be trawling those seas.
I get dating sites (though not MLB) and things that say I should work in law enforcement.